Celebrated men's room photographer Warren Kinsella is outsourcing his latest pictorial:

Before I forget: for anyone attending the Heritage Front/Maclean's hearing at the CHRC in Ottawa tomorrow, I will pay $100 for a clear photo of Lemire and Steyn together, ideally shaking hands. I'll pay more for actual footage.

Footage of what? And how much more? I had no idea there were such specialized tastes out there.

UPDATE: Oh, before I forget: this website hereby announces it will pay $0.23* for a clear photo of Warren Kinsella and any Liberal frontbencher together, taken in the last two years. For such a well-connected political insider, they seem to be hard to come by.

(*East Caribbean dollars)