Jay Currie writes:

I think it fascinating that the Law is Cool kids write in a language which looks very much like English but isn’t.

He has in mind things like this:

On a side note, we have observed representation from thousands of Iranians in Canada that have opposed Steyn’s work...

I know what he means. Whichever sock puppet's sock puppet the pseudonym conceals always reminds me of those e-mails from African dictators' widows anxious to wire 58 million Great British pounds of sterling into your bank account. They've acquired a lot of the right words but not the ability to string them together. "We have observed representation"?

Maybe the Canadian "Human Rights" Commission could try the same thing:

Hello, kindly friend,

I am Jennifer Lynch, a counsel of Queens on behalf of esteemed Human Rights Commission of Canada. Please to be informed that our investigation into Mister Mark Steyn has sadly died intestate and leaving us with no successor in title to funds of Canadian$37million (seventy-three million dollars of the Canadian) marked for account of R Warman Esquire that we are seeking to accommodate to your own holdings. Before we can do so, we will need to seek observed representation from the representative of your observances...