Kathy Shaidle's observations on Canada's forthcoming Museum of Human Rights prompts me to remind you that my all-star human-rights fundraising single will be out any day now, featuring me backed by Ezra on Jew's harp, Warren on Nazi's toilet chain, etc:

They took all the rights and put 'em in a rights museum
And they charged the people a loonie-and-a-half just to see 'em
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
They paved paradise and put up a Human Rights Commission...