Welcome to Part Three of my serialization of The Prisoner of Zenda, the latest in our series of audio adventures, Tales for Our Time.
This story of "three months in the life of an English gentleman", as its author called it, was published by Anthony Hope in 1894, and has never been out of print. In tonight's episode the game is afoot:
Old Sapt, who seemed as fresh as a daisy, had lit his pipe and was puffing hard at it.
'If he's not crowned today,' said he, 'I'll lay a crown he's never crowned.'
'But heavens, why?'
'The whole nation's there to meet him; half the armyâ€”ay, and Black Michael at the head. Shall we send word that the King's drunk?'
'That he's ill,' said I, in correction.
'Ill!' echoed Sapt, with a scornful laugh. 'They know his illnesses too well. He's been "ill" before!'
What do you do when you've booked the cathedral and the hussars and the dukes of the realm? And all you're lacking is a king...
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