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Beyond The Mark Steyn Show:
Columns, poems, tales, music, movies and more from Mark and friends

Steyn's Song of the Week

Come Rain or Come Shine

Mark celebrates an enduring song from a flop show

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Mark's Week in Review

A Se'nnight of Steyn: February 9-15

In case you missed it, here's how the last seven days looked at SteynOnline...

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Rick's Flicks

Try That in a Small Town: The Last Picture Show

Let's just get this out of the way first: The Last Picture Show was set in small Texas town starting in 1951 and was released in 1971. That would be the same interval of time for a film made this year and set in...2005. I think you know what I'm getting at here. This is a little temporal exercise all of us do if we've lived long enough. 2005 doesn't seem like a long time ago. And except for the interregnum forced on us by the COVID lockdowns of 2020-2022, there doesn't seem to have been such a massive shift in culture, fashion, politics and society as the one that we're sure happened in the two decades between the first episodes of I Love Lucy and All in the Family. It's certainly hard to imagine any director today making a film set in the ...

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On the Town

Fundamental Things

On this week's edition of Mark Steyn on the Town we go Dutch and go Kenyan - plus Linda Ronstadt, the Ames Brothers and Paul Whiteman with a cavalcade of Number Ones, and Sinatra sings the great iconic love songs of the last century. To listen to the programme, simply click here and log-in. ~Thank you for your comments about last week's edition. Suzy says: I'm still smiling at 'Come Back with Me Wife's Nightie'. Such unusual lyrics but hilariously catchy! Fran, a New Mexico Steyn Clubber, agrees on that one: That sure was some enjoyable listening. I laughed as soon as I heard the calypso song about the nightie as I never heard lyrics quite like those. Instantly, the salsa and rumba dance steps I learned sort of came back to me and the ...

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Seasons of Steyn

Happy Valensteyn's Day!

Programming note: please join Steyn tomorrow, Saturday, for another edition of his still newish weekend music show Mark Steyn on the Town. This week he has monster global hits from the Netherlands, a train song from Kenya, a cavalcade of Non-Stop Number Ones, and half-a-dozen iconic love ballads. On the Town airs Saturday at 5pm UK/6pm Western Europe/12 noon North American Eastern. You can listen from almost anywhere on the planet by clicking the button at top right here. ~If music be the food of love, play on, quoth the poet. It's the season of love, and we're playing on with music and food and poetry in an encore presentation of the Valentine's Day edition of The Mark Steyn Show. *First, the poetry: If you've enjoyed Mark's Sunday ...

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Politics & Current Affairs

Make America Healthy Again!

Steyn on the challenge facing RFK Jr...

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Laura's Links

No Forgiveness Without Repentance

Laura Rosen Cohen rounds up the Internet...

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The Mark Steyn Audio Show

A Judges' Republic

This week's Clubland Q&A focused mainly on the judicial coup presently underway in the United States, with Mark expanding on his 2020 observation to Tucker Carlson: "A judges' republic is a contradiction in terms..."

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Politics & Current Affairs

Sacrificing Your Children on the Altar of Diversity

The latest victims of the political class in France...

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Politics & Current Affairs

The Racket in Plain Sight

The real divide in America is not between urban and rural, red states and blue, middle-class and lower, but between those in on the racket and those excluded from it...

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Steyn's Song of the Week

The Folks who Live on the Hill

Mark is joined by James Hammerstein, son of Oscar Hammerstein and godson of Jerome Kern, to tell the story of one of the team's greatest songs...

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Rick's Flicks

Love and Death: Gene Tierney in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir

Rick McGinnis on Gene Tierney and Rex Harrison in The Ghost and Mrs Muir...

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On the Town

Nighties and Counterpanes

On this week's edition of Mark Steyn on the Town we play a song for the season, a song for Mata Hari, and songs for the protean concept album. Plus mambo meets calypso, and Marianne Faithfull - forsooth..!

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Politics & Current Affairs

America Alone ...Again

A Nigerian naysayer on Trump and Steyn's bestseller...

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The Mark Steyn Audio Show

Gaz-a-Lago!

Steyn answers your questions on Trump 47's continuing energy and the contrast with Europe. Mark also addressed the accumulating disclosures about the DC grifters on the take from USAid...

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Politics & Current Affairs

One-Man Stan

Why is NeverTrumper Bill Kristol being funded by the "US Agency for International Development"?

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Politics & Current Affairs

Of Coronas and Korans

Steyn surveys the scene from avocados to apostasy...

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Steyn's Song of the Week

East of the Sun (and West of the Moon)

Mark tells the story of a one-hit writer whose song from a Princeton University revue went around the world and into orbit...

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On the Town

Déjà Bongoed

Mark remembers Elaine Stritch - plus big hits from a small country and a Sinatra cavalcade of Rodgers & Hart...

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Politics & Current Affairs

And Again...

Steyn on the ever lengthening list of unsolved mysteries...

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Politics & Current Affairs

When the Planes Fall from the Skies...

An accident that should never have happened...

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The Mark Steyn Audio Show

Energy in the Executive

If you missed today's edition of Steyn's Clubland Q&A live around the planet, here's the action replay. This week's show focused mainly on the tremendous energy of the new administration...

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Politics & Current Affairs

Aiding and Abetting

Steyn on Johnson, Starmer, "vaccines" and "grooming"...

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Seasons of Steyn

Jews You Can Use

In Europe formal observances of the Holocaust grow ever more fulsome in direct proportion to the rise in anti-Semitism...

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Politics & Current Affairs

I Have Seen the Future and It's Stabbed

Steyn on more examples of how "diversity is our strength"...

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Politics & Current Affairs

I Never Promised You a Joe Pardon

Steyn picks some highlights from Inauguration Day...

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Politics & Current Affairs

The Don's Early Light

The "peaceful transfer of power" finally ends...

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The Mark Steyn Show

A Palsied Limb of Nature's Frame

After President Trump's suggestion that the United States should buy Greenland, Mark reads the greatest of all poems on the subject...

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Tales for Our Time

The Prisoner of Windsor

A remote fantastical kingdom far from Europe's chancelleries of power... An unpopular monarch on the eve of his coronation... A ruling class of plotters and would-be usurpers... ...and a gentleman adventurer on holiday. No, not Ruritania in the nineteenth century, but the United Kingdom in the twenty-first...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Possible Necessity

Welcome to Episode Thirty of our nightly audio adventure - a most prescient novel from 1907 by Robert Hugh Benson, Lord of the World...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Slip of Useless Country

Welcome to Part Twenty-Nine of our current Tale for Our Time, our winter meditation by Robert Hugh Benson, with more than a touch of remarkable prescience...

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A Clubman's Notes

Ruin and Retreat

Welcome to Part Twenty-Eight of our current audio adventure: a far-sighted novel of 1907 by Robert Hugh Benson, Lord of the World...

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A Clubman's Notes

Knife-Blades of Fiery Light

Episode Twenty-Seven of our current Tale for Our Time - Robert Hugh Benson's highly prescient novel Lord of the World...

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A Clubman's Notes

His Domination Is Complete...

Welcome to Part Twenty-Six of the latest audio entertainment in our series Tales for Our Time: Robert Hugh Benson's Lord of the World...

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A Clubman's Notes

The Morning After

Part Twenty-Five of our winter audio adventure Lord of the World by Robert Hugh Benson...

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A Clubman's Notes

Fear and Fury on the Streets

Part Twenty-Four of our current Tale for Our Time - Robert Hugh Benson's predictive novel of 1907, Lord of the World...

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A Clubman's Notes

Hooting and Flapping Overhead

In Part Twenty-Three of Lord of the World, a nocturnal volor flight over the Alps takes a dramatic turn...

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A Clubman's Notes

Remember, remember the First of January...

Part Twenty-Two of Robert Hugh Benson's 1907 tale of a future of world peace brought about by a charismatic saviour...

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A Clubman's Notes

Cast Down into the Sewer

In Episode Twenty-One of Lord of the World, the remnants of western Christianity are feeling the pressure...

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A Clubman's Notes

The Deepest Instinct in Man

Welcome to Part Twenty of Lord of the World, Robert Hugh Benson's far-sighted novel of 1907 and the the latest entry to our series Tales for Our Time...

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A Clubman's Notes

Legislating the New Gods

Welcome to Episode Nineteen of our latest Tale for Our Time...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Tidal Wave of Apostasy

In tonight's episode, following the mysterious American senator's assumption of the presidency of Europe, the Pope summons his cardinals to announce his response...

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A Clubman's Notes

"A Position Hitherto Undreamed of in Democracy"

Episode Seventeen of a far-sighted novel of 1907 by Robert Hugh Benson speculating on the world of the early twenty-first century...

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A Clubman's Notes

The Last Kingdom

Episode Sixteen of a far-sighted caper by Robert Hugh Benson, Lord of the World: a novel published in 1907 and speculating about the state of the world a century hence - ie, right about now...

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A Clubman's Notes

A White Figure in the Green Gloom

In Episode Fifteen of Lord of the World, Robert Hugh Benson's far-sighted novel of 1907, Percy is summoned by the very pontiff...

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A Clubman's Notes

Ill-Smelling Streets with Cabbage-Strewn Gutters

Robert Hugh Benson's Lord of the World is a view of the early twenty-first century from the vantage of 1907, but it is remarkably prescient...

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A Clubman's Notes

Night-Birds Above Interlaken

The thirteenth episode of our current Tale for Our Time: Lord of the World by Robert Hugh Benson...

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A Clubman's Notes

Fundamental Transformation

Episode Twelve of Lord of the World, with its rising young American senator of whom little is known...

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A Clubman's Notes

When Man Learns His Own Divinity...

IIn tonight's episode of Lord of the World, the newspapers proclaim the dawn of a new era of world peace ...because man now knows he is his own god...

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A Clubman's Notes

An Astonishing Sight

In tonight's installment, Percy finds himself back at Victoria Station in a wholly transformed capital...

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A Clubman's Notes

Universal Brotherhood Breaks Out!

Our latest Tale for Our Time charges on: Lord of the World, Robert Hugh Benson's speculative fiction of 1907 about how our world might be a century hence - ie, right now...

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A Clubman's Notes

The Greatest Thing in History

In Episode Eight of Lord of the World, on the eve of the expected war with the Eastern Empire, there is a sudden outbreak of world peace...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Religious Ring

Part Seven of our latest Tale for Our Time: Lord of the World is Robert Hugh Benson's futuristic fiction of 1907, speculating on where we'll be in a century's time - which is more or less right now...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Man of Whom Nothing Is Known

Welcome to Part Six of our nightly audio entertainment - Lord of the World, Robert Hugh Benson's vision of the early twenty-first century as seen from 1907...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Reign of Unheard-of Terror

Welcome to Part Five of our brand new Tale for Our Time: Lord of the World by Robert Hugh Benson, set in the early twenty-first century as seen from 1907...

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A Clubman's Notes

"The Euthanasia People"

Part Four of our latest audio diversion, and our first foray into the oeuvre of Robert Hugh Benson. Lord of the World is a work of speculative fiction from 1907 about the western world in the early twenty-first century - and Mr Benson got an awful lot of things right...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Windowless Train to Brighton

Welcome to the third installment of our brand new Tale for Our Time, a most far-sighted novel, written by Robert Hugh Benson and published in 1907...

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A Clubman's Notes

An American in Irkutsk

Welcome to Part Two of Lord of the World, our latest audio adventure in Tales for Our Time and our first venture into the work of Robert Hugh Benson, a favourite of at least two popes...

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A Clubman's Notes

Getting Here from There

Welcome to the sixty-eighth audio adventure in our series Tales for Our Time - and our first foray into the work of Robert Hugh Benson. Lord of the World is a far-sighted novel of 1907 looking ahead to the world of the early twenty-first century. Which is to say, right now...

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