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Yes, it's me! Mark Steyn of that ilk - back for another hour of questions from Steyn Clubbers around the planet. The fun starts at 3pm North American Eastern - which is 8pm in the British Isles and 9pm in western and central Europe.
Lots going on in the world - especially if you're in Los Angeles County, or even in Ballymena, where loyalists and republicans, Prods and Papists, are agreed on one thing only: they're sick of immigrants raping their children.
Back in London, on the other hand, it's business as usual. Nigel Farage's Reform party has a new chairman, one David Bull:
It appears he has already stumbled, stating that 'immigration is the lifeblood of this country, it always has been'.
This is bollocks. These days, more people move to the United Kingdom in a single year than did in the millennium following the Norman Conquest of 1066. So the chairman was obliged to go on GB News and clarify his remarks by saying "we are an island of immigrants and we need to be mindful of that".
Don't look to an opposition that accepts Uniparty framing on existential issues to save you.
Happy to take your thoughts on the above or any of the other topics we've discussed in recent days. Whether or not you're a member of The Mark Steyn Club, you can listen to our show live as it happens wherever you chance to be on this turbulent earth: Club membership is required only to ask a question. We love to hear from brand new members, and especially appreciate those who are having such a grand time around these parts that they've signed up a chum for a Steyn Club Gift Membership. Among the additions to our ranks in recent days are newbies from around the globe - from Birmingham to Bee Cave, Jasper to Joncherey, Kailua to Kars. If you've joined this week either for a full year or a see-how-it-goes experimental quarter, do shoot me a head-scratcher for today's show.
But, if you're not interested in joining, no worries, as they say in Oz: We seek no unwilling members - and as always the show is free to listen to, so we hope you'll want to tune in. So see you back here at 3pm North American Eastern - which is 8pm in London and Dublin, 9pm in Paris and Berlin, 10pm in Kiev and Moscow; half-past-ten in Teheran; midnight-forty-five in Kathmandu; 3am in Singapore and Honkers (sorry about that); 6am in Sydney and Melbourne; 8am in Auckland, and an even more civilised hour for the kippers and kedgeree in His Majesty's Dominions eastward across the Pacific, where you're so far ahead Michael E Mann's probably lost his appeal by now...