Every week Tucker Carlson serves as quizmaster for a "Final Exam", in which Fox's anchors and reporters compete to see who knows more about what's been happening. This week Mark was supposed to be offered up for ritual slaughter to reigning champ Shannon Bream. But Shannon was under the weather and instead Steyn squared off against A B Stoddard. Click below to watch:
So a bit of a bloodbath.
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