This weekend marks the centenary of the Armstice that ended the Great War. We shall have some special observances, including a brand new edition of our series of Sunday poems.
~In the meantime, welcome to Part Two of The Scarlet Pimpernel, The Mark Steyn Club's latest audio adventure in Tales for Our Time and a classic tale of honor, duty and romance by Baroness Orczy. In tonight's episode, the action moves to Dover, and an especially convivial public house:
Facing the hearth, his legs wide apart, a long clay pipe in his mouth, stood mine host himself, worthy Mr Jellyband, landlord of The Fisherman's Rest, as his father had been before him, aye, and his grandfather and great-grandfather too, for that matter. Portly in build, jovial in countenance and somewhat bald of pate, Mr Jellyband was indeed a typical rural John Bull of those days—the days when our prejudiced insularity was at its height, when to an Englishman, be he lord, yeoman, or peasant, the whole of the continent of Europe was a den of immorality and the rest of the world an unexploited land of savages and cannibals.
The European continent is still a den of immorality, but whether any "typical" John Bulls survive in modern England I cannot say. "John Bull" is (was?) the iconic embodiment of England as a bluff hearty countryman, created by Dr John Arbuthnot (friend of Pope and Swift) in various satirical pamphlets of the early eighteenth century. He was the old country's equivalent of Uncle Sam and endured into the modern era (see the Great War recruiting poster above) but has scarce been glimpsed in recent decades. The differences between the yeoman stock of England and les citoyens of revolutionary France are sharply distinguished in Baroness Orczy's writing, as we shall see. But, "prejudiced insularity" aside, Mr Jellyband does follow politics attentively:
'There's all them Frenchy devils over the Channel yonder a-murderin' their king and nobility, and Mr Pitt and Mr Fox and Mr Burke a-fightin' and a-wranglin' between them, if we Englishmen should 'low them to go on in their ungodly way. "Let 'em murder!" says Mr Pitt. "Stop 'em!" says Mr Burke.'
William Pitt the Younger was Prime Minister at the time - 1792 - and before that, at the dawn of his political career,one of the first members of the House of Commons to protest continuing the fight to retain the American colonies. So, having been prepared to cede his own king's dominions across the Atlantic, he was disinclined to fight for a foreign king's across the channel. Charles James Fox, on the other hand, was an enthusiastic supporter of the French Revolution, even as it descended into the Reign of Terror, and his loyalty to the cause eventually drove prominent Whigs to abandon him and cross the floor to join Pitt on the Government benches. Edmund Burke, of course, was the author of Reflections on the Revolution in France, and was dismayed by Fox's embrace of "French principles" over Whig principles. Between them they approximate to this day the three most common attitudes to foreign affairs - the Arab Spring, say: Get in there and prop up your existing strongmen in the cause of stability; cheer on the mob as nascent liberal democrat reformers; or steer well clear and, as Sarah Palin put it, let Allah sort them out.
Thank you for all your kind comments about our opening episode. Judith Kempen, a First-Day Founding Member of The Mark Steyn Club from the chadlands of Florida, asks:
Having only seen the movie and never having read the book, I wonder if the lovely rhyme that begins: 'They seek him here, they seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere...' is actually found in the book itself or if it was just created for the movie.
Stick with us, Judith, and your question will be answered in a week or so. C Victor Selby, a second-day Founding Member from Toronto, reminds us that the Kinks quoted Baroness Orczy in their great swingin' Sixties hit "Dedicated Follower of Fashion":
They seek him here, they seek him there
His clothes are loud, but never square...
As last month's Steyn cruisers well know, Tal Bachman treated us to a live performance of one of Ray Davies' songs at our grand finale on the final evening. The above couplet is an example of Ray Davies at his very best - and a very artful allusion to Emmuska Orczy's hero, using the rhyme about his counter-revolutionary adventures as an expression of admiration for his day job as a fop and dandy. Clever stuff.
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