Welcome to the final installment of our current Tale for Our Time - published in 1889, Jerome K Jerome's comedy classic Three Men in a Boat. Thank you so much for your various reactions to this latest of our radio serializations. John Wilson, a First Week Founding Member of The Mark Steyn Club from Colorado, especially enjoyed it:
Mark, this has been my favorite Tale. Got to thinking: do you sit and record these in long sessions or do you break it up over many days? I'm guessing you hit your "marks" on the first take. Is this true, or do you need a few retakes? Also, do you pre-read and think about character development ahead of time? Or do the voices come to you on the fly?
All very interesting questions, John. To take an example, today's opening sentence is:
We spent two very pleasant days at Oxford.
That took two full days to record. For most of the first morning, I read it as "We spent TWO very pleasant days", switched in the afternoon to "We spent two VERY pleasant", but by the end of the second day was pretty much settled on "We SPENT two very pleasant days AT". Unfortunately, I kept mispronouncing "Oxford", so the version we use in tonight's presentation is actually cut and spliced together from nineteen different takes. So see if you can spot the join...
After all that grueling effort, please allow me a quick plug for our Tales of Our Time home page in its handy Netflix-style tile format. It's super-easy to pick out whatever tickles your fancy of an evening, and Timely-Talers from around the world seem to like it.
Meanwhile, on to Three Men in a Boat - and the grand concluding episode. No matter how sturdy your sea legs there are times when you just want to get back on dry land - if only to swap one's oars for knife and fork:
I must confess to enjoying that supper. For about ten days we seemed to have been living, more or less, on nothing but cold meat, cake, and bread and jam. It had been a simple, a nutritious diet; but there had been nothing exciting about it, and the odour of Burgundy, and the smell of French sauces, and the sight of clean napkins and long loaves, knocked as a very welcome visitor at the door of our inner man...
'Well,' said Harris, reaching his hand out for his glass, 'we have had a pleasant trip, and my hearty thanks for it to old Father Thames—but I think we did well to chuck it when we did. Here's to Three Men well out of a Boat!'
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Dear Mark, I've been catching up on the last episodes of 'Three Men in a Boat' and finished up this morning. As I've listened to each episode I've realized how much I have enjoyed the story that the author tells in each- funny, whimsical and poignant (and more). Thank you!
Mark replies:
Thank you, Peter. Glad you enjoyed it. Very different from our other Tales, but it seems to have found an audience.
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Hi Mark, I have really enjoyed this Tale for Our Time. Do you have any plans to do a P.G.Wodehouse book?
" Living on nothing but cold meat , cake , bread and jam " would have been an absolute luxury to millions , including many of our grandparents.
I nearly busted a gut on the responses above. I guess it's truly better to not see how the sausage is made. Thanks Mark! Seriously, thanks for all you do - not just for those in the club, but for freedom lovers everywhere.
I'm catching up on the last few episodes, and have loved every minute of this Tale for Our Time. Also keen to hear the (serious) answers to John's questions above!
TMIAB has steadily grown on me, Kate, in more ways than one. This particular tale had more little scenes revolving around food preparation or dining than any other we heard so far. I was usually baking or eating while listening. Friends and family benefitted from the baking spree going on there were so many pies and tarts flying out of here. Now I have to work it off. The tea kettle dance was as familiar as my mom's old kitchen as was the Irish stew making she did and there were more episodes filled with singing and musical references made than previous tales that I was pulling out sheets from the piano music stacks again. The tale gave me a real kick in the backside to get up and do something.
Above all what I enjoyed was that there never seemed to be a dull moment even though there was no real plot. To keep that kind of flow going takes a boatload of creative talent. I'm now eying the nearest lakes around here and pricing out the rowboat rentals. I even bought a life jacket for my sweet little fox terrier. The dog fight scene was too real to believe.
Hello Mark,
Three Men in a Boat is one of my favs, thanks very much.
Coincidentally, I've just watched an episode of 'Rivers with Jeremy Paxman', ep. 4, The Thames. I couldn't believe my ears when he said TMIAB was one of the most un-funny books of all time. Not to be spiteful or anything, but 'Rivers' may be one of the least interesting documentaries of all time, to say nothing of the host.