Over in The Globe & Mail's comment section, Canadians are asking the big question:
Who doesn't Mark Steyn hate? Muslims, Liberals, the CBC, Greeks, students...... Seriously, who doesn't he hate?
Excellent point. Who haven't I yet got around to hating? If you can come up with a societal group not yet demonized by me, let me know and we'll try to work them into the big hate-athon at the Steynamite show in Toronto on April 24th. (You can order tickets online or toll-free on 1-888-816-1577.) And sometime in the course of the show we'll put the best entries into a hate - whoops, sorry, I mean a hat - and the lucky winner will receive a "Scary Conservative" sweat shirt, a "My Sharia Amour" mug, and a digitally rehatemongered copy of my "Marshmallow World" disco CD.
So get your hate on!
And special thanks to Globe reader 123456 for getting the ball rolling: Email us, 123456 (can I call you "12"? - to reprise an old Noel Coward/TE Lawrence exchange), and you'll get a complimentary ticket to Steynamite so you'll be up close and drenched in it as my toxic pustules of hate ooze their slime over the footlights and into your lap.