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Please join me tonight, Tuesday, for a full hour of guest-host-level semi-professionalism as I sit in for Tucker Carlson on Fox News, live across America at 8pm Eastern/5pm Pacific.

This morning I started the day on the curvy couch with "Fox & Friends" for a brisk jog around the day's headlines - including illegal immigration, judicial tyranny, and ingrate celebs.

Click below to watch me with Steve, Ainsley and Brian:

If you're a member of The Mark Steyn Club and you take issue with me or my telly pals, then have at it in our comments section. If you prefer me in non-visual form, join me later for the next episode of our audio adventure, The Diamond as Big as the Ritz.

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