If columns, audio and video are insufficient for you, then you may prefer Mark live in person, for seven sparkling nights on the inaugural Mark Steyn Club Cruise, sailing from Montreal to Boston at the height of the Eastern Seaboard's beautiful fall foliage season. Join Steyn and his doughty crew Michele Bachmann, John O'Sullivan, Phelim McAleer and Ann McElhinney, along with special musical guest Tal Bachman. We'll be doing all our regular SteynOnline features - The Mark Steyn Show, Song of the Week, Tales for Our Time - but live and on water. You can find more details of the Cruise here.
Meanwhile, in case you missed it, here's how the last seven days looked to Mark:
~The week began with Steyn celebrating a strange enchanted boy who wrote a strange enchanted song.
~On Simcoe Day or, according to taste, Colonel By Day, Mark found himself 99 hours from Tulsa with a brand new Chinese edition of America Alone. (And don't forget that personally autographed copies of the English-language America Alone are exclusively available from the SteynOnline bookstore.)
Later that day he returned to "Tucker Carlson Tonight" to ponder the leftward lurch of the Democrat Party.
~Tuesday was Election Night in America. Mark quizzed Lou Dobbs on what the results mean for both parties.
~On Wednesday Steyn guest-hosted "Tucker Carlson Tonight" for a full hour on the Mueller investigation, immigration enforcement, Trump Derangement Syndrome and more.
~On Thursday Mark started the day with Stuart Varney on Fox Business. Click below to watch:
In the evening he returned for another hour of guest-hosting, including Tucker's "Final Exam", with Steyn serving as quizmaster for a showdown between Susan Li of Fox Business and Fox News colossus Geraldo Rivera:
Also on the show: MS-13, Alan Dershowitz on Mueller and Trump, and Michio Kaku on the brand new Space Force:
~On Friday Mark did double duty, first guest-hosting America's Number One radio show, and then returning for a final stint in the anchor's chair on America's Number Three cable show, including Nancy Pelosi's weakening grip on the Democrat Party and the selective totalitarians of social media.
~For our weekend movie date, Steyn observed the twentieth anniversary of There's Something About Mary.
In legal news, CRTV continue to deny that they've lost their suit against Steyn and to refuse to pay up and move on. For those interested, we've provided a handy guide to CRTV's sleazy founder Cary Katz's multiple lawsuits against Mark. We will update this page as Katz adds to his swelling number of cases against Steyn.
Much of our content at SteynOnline this last year has been funded by members of The Mark Steyn Club. Don't worry, none of our regular features are being paywalled or anything like that, but we are providing Club members with a few extras, such as our Sunday Poem, Tales for Our Time, participation in our Clubland Q&As (the latest of which takes place live around the world this Tuesday), and the opportunity to sail with Mark on the inaugural Mark Steyn Club Cruise from Montreal to Boston next month at the height of foliage season. (If you're thinking of coming on the Cruise, don't leave it too late, as the price is more favorable the earlier you book.)
A new week at SteynOnline begins tonight with our Song of the Week - and don't forget our latest Clubland Q&A, in which Mark takes questions from Steyn Club members around the planet live at 4pm US Eastern on Tuesday (that's 9pm London, 10pm Paris, 11pm Cairo).