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Mark Steyn

Time Basement-Dweller of the Year

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On Monday Mark returned to the Golden EIB Microphone for another three hours of substitute-host-level Excellence in Broadcasting on The Rush Limbaugh Show. In the course of the programme the various members of the Electoral College met to vote for Biden as president - while, in certain states, an alternative slate of electors met to maintain Trump in office. Aside from all that, we also addressed Time magazine's absurd choice for Man of the Year, the real Man of the Year (Chairman Xi) and his many triumphs, and the curious timing of both the Hunter Biden revelations and the sudden concern about Senator Feinstein's "cognitive decline". All that plus a detour into Australian legal drama. Click below to listen: As to that Mark Steyn Cruise Mr ...

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Steyn on the Air

Steyn in for Rush Today!

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Today, Monday, I'll be back behind the Golden EIB Microphone for three hours of substitute-host-level Excellence In Broadcasting on America's Number One radio show beginning at 12 noon Eastern/9am Pacific. Yes, yes, I know: Rush was supposed to be back today, but stay the rotten fruit. No one worked harder these last ten months, in extremely difficult circumstances, to propel Trump and the GOP to victory - and, if America's Anchorman needs an extra day to get him through that wretched Supreme Court decision, he's earned it: He'll be back to break it all down tomorrow. Meanwhile, I'll do my best to keep the Attila the Hun chair warm, and hope you'll want to dial us up either via the iHeart Radio app or on one of over 600 stations across the ...

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Steyn's Song of the Week

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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Some years ago, the late Mort Shuman, a marvelous composer and one of the first generation of rock'n'roll songwriters, took me to lunch. Mort had written "Why Must I Be A Teenager In Love?" and "Can't Get Used To Losing You" and a bunch of stuff for Elvis, including "Mess O' Blues", "Suspicion" and "Viva Las Vegas". But, like most successful music biz types, he wanted to talk about what he was doing next. So, after the usual pleasantries, he slid across the table a script bearing the title Save The Last Dance For Me - after his Number One hit for the Drifters. "It's a musical," he said, "about the Cuban missile crisis." Now I generally subscribe to Tim Rice's rule - that, if somebody says wow, what a great idea for a musical, it almost ...

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Mark's Week in Review

A Se'nnight of Steyn, December 7-13

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In case you missed it, here's how the last seven days looked to Mark

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Mark at the Movies

Passing Pleasures

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Steyn on two contrasting takes on office romance at Christmas

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The Mark Steyn Show

The "Leader" of the "Free" World

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Mark over a month ago: "There's a coup comin' on." The Supreme Court on Friday: "Big deal."

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The Mark Steyn Show

Safe Harbors and Pious Ears

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Mark surveys the scene near and far, from the Granite State to the Wuhan water park. He takes in the Texas Supreme Court case and Big Tech's sudden reverence for Safe Harbor Day, and the prospect of Chinese troops in Canada. All this plus Martin Luther, Lord Tennyson and the Pogues...

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Topical Take

Monsieur Butterfly

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Sometimes the honey trap's packing a little more than you expect

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Steyn on Fox

Quantum of Swalwell

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China sinks its Fangs in

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Laura's Links

China's Friends in High Places

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Laura Rosen Cohen on China's dangerous influence game, transgender "chestfeeding", and the New Middle East...

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Topical Take

A Bureaucracy for Life

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An executive branch that disdains its head

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The Mark Steyn Show

Seven Days in Shenanistan

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Mark contrasts a brazen Democrat Party with a craven GOP and an unrestrained China with a locked-down west. There's also another flashback from The Hundred Years Ago Show, featuring the man with the hook, the man with the Nobel Peace Prize and the man who wants you to win one for the Gipper. And in an extended edition of Last Call Steyn remembers his fellow Rush guest-host, Walter Williams...

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Steyn's Song of the Week

They Didn't Believe Me

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The song that's the daddy of them all

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Shaidle at the Cinema

Ikiru

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Kathy Shaidle takes a look at Kurosawa's Ikiru, about an ill Japanese bureaucrat's quest for meaning as he nears the end of his life...

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Clubland Q&A

Full of It in Fulton

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Mark answers Steyn Clubbers' questions on election fraud, Covid, Christmas, commercials and risk-averse Republicans

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Steyn on Fox

Good Cop-Defunder, Bad Cop-Defunder

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The alleged "divide" between the Democrats' "moderates" and radicals

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Steyn on the Air

The Outliers of the Outliers

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The return of the King of Cable - and other statistical phenomena

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Steyn's Song of the Week

Luck Be a Lady

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Mark celebrates a classic showtune on its seventieth birthday

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Steyn on Fox

The Shenanigan Express

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Trump, Georgia, fraud ...and the disaster to come

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Steyn on Fox

Steyn in for Tucker on Black Friday

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Mark guest-hosts "Tucker Carlson Tonight"

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The Mark Steyn Weekend Show

Of Sleep and Slough

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An anthology of some favorite Mark Steyn Show poems of recent months: From the Fall of Rome and of Constantinople to the joys of sleep, life's rich variety is all here...

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Steyn's Song of the Week

Avalon - with Carol Welsman and Russell Malone

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A live-performance video edition featuring two of our favorite guests - singer/pianist Carol Welsman and guitarist Russell Malone

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Mann vs Steyn

Football and Hockey

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The Corner post that launched a lawsuit...

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A Clubman's Notes

Big Mo Comes to the Mountain

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Welcome to the final installment of our latest Tale for Our Time - P G Wodehouse's adventure into media and mobsters in pre-Great War New York, Psmith, Journalist. After last night's accompanying illustration, Steyn Clubber Martha, from the beautiful British Columbian capital of Victoria, found herself wondering: Is that pppppptarmigan mocking Biden and his orthopaedic boot? Very much enjoying Psmith's adventures. Thank you Mark.! We trust no dreary contemporary political resonances can be drawn from tonight's photograph, Martha. Thank you for your kind words, but, alas, all good things must end. Tonight's concluding episode of Psmith, Journalist begins with the final showdown between our hero and a graft-addicted New York Alderman-to-be: ...

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A Clubman's Notes

Ptarmigan and Palmist

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Welcome to the penultimate episode of Psmith, Journalist, a bit of post-election almost-escapism from P G Wodehouse...

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A Clubman's Notes

The Battle of White Plains

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Part Seventeen of Psmith, Journalist, a bit of post-Election Day escapism by P G Wodehouse

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A Clubman's Notes

"I Dare Not Hope to E'er Be Thine"

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Episode Sixteen of Psmith, Journalist - P G Wodehouse's odd blend of Wodehousian whimsy and social conscience

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A Clubman's Notes

Latin in Manhattan

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Welcome to Part Fifteen of a rather unusual P G Wodehouse caper, in which an upper-class English chappie takes on the slum landlords of the New York tenements...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Rose by Any Other Name Would Sing as Sweet

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We continue our voyage through the murky sewers of a corrupt New York in P G Wodehouse's Psmith, Journalist

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A Clubman's Notes

An Alderman's Ambition

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The thirteenth episode of Psmith, Journalist, P G Wodehouse's tale of an Old Etonian who finds himself among two of the seamier underbellies of New York - gangland and the media...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Regular Whoop

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Episode Twelve of Psmith, Journalist by P G Wodehouse

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A Clubman's Notes

The Ragtime Restaurant

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Part Eleven of Psmith, Journalist, a most unusual blend of Wodehousian whimsy and gritty documentary realism of the mean streets of New York...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Twist in the Tale

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Part Ten of Psmith, Journalist - a bit of Wodehousian whimsy with a dash of Noo Yawk social realism...

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A Clubman's Notes

Getting Busy

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Part Nine of Psmith, Journalist, P G Wodehouse's account of a gallant press amidst the graft and corruption of New York a little over a century ago...

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A Clubman's Notes

Oh, You Kid!

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Episode Eight of P G Wodehouse's account of an Englishman in New York in the years before the Great War: Psmith, Journalist...

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A Clubman's Notes

Remember Me to Herald Square

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Part Seven of Psmith, Journalist, a rare combination of Wodehousian whimsy with a dash of social conscience...

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A Clubman's Notes

"Cozy Moments Cannot Be Muzzled!"

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Part Six of our respite from the woes of the world each night: Psmith, Journalist by P G Wodehouse

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A Clubman's Notes

No Square Deals in the East

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Part Five of our post-election escapism among the lowlifes of New York, as seen by P G Wodehouse - Psmith, Journalist...

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A Clubman's Notes

An Englishman in New York

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We've received a deluge of emails from Mark Steyn Club members asking Mark, for our next Tale for Our Time, to eschew anything dark and dystopian and instead give us something cheery and escapist...

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A Clubman's Notes

The Elphbergs - with a Word on the Rassendylls

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For this year's summer entertainment, Mark's contemporary inversion of Anthony Hope's classic The Prisoner of Zenda: The Prisoner of Windsor...

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The War on Free Speech

The Costs of Mann Delay

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Michael E Mann, loser, liar, scofflaw and deadbeat

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