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Mark Steyn

The Land Where Everything is Policed Except Crime

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Lurking in the shadows, criminalizing birthday serenades, and policing one's trousers are all within the purview of law enforcement in the coronapocalypse when it comes to the land where everything is policed except crime.

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Laura's Links

Mr Bean to the Rescue

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Rowan Atkinson takes a stand for free speech, the Canadian Human Rights Museum is actually racist, and a professor resists the Indoctrination Gulag. These and more stories in this week's Laura's Links...

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The Mark Steyn Show

Looting the Loop

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Welcome to the Tuesday edition of The Mark Steyn Show, with another update from the Summer of Stupid, plus maskless in Melbourne, a king in exile, a Turk in a China factory, driving while Democrat, gaming out 2020, Joe Biden and The Diversity Songbook, and much more. Click above to listen. Mark will return this evening with the latest episode of his current Tale for Our Time, The Prisoner of Windsor. If you're a Mark Steyn Club member and you'd like to submit a question for Mark to address on his next show, please leave it in the comments below. Do stay on topic - and no URLS, please, as they wreak havoc with our page formatting. For Steyn Club members interested in using their personal podcast players to listen to our new Mark Steyn Shows ...

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Politics & Current Affairs

Who Needs the Plague?

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Campaign 2020 and the coming chaos

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Steyn's Song of the Week

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

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A novelty song that a surprising number of people claim to have written

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The Mark Steyn Weekend Show

Terrors and Triumphs

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An anthology of some favorite Mark Steyn Show poems of recent months, matched to some appropriate musical interludes. From the Reign of Terror and the Franklin Expedition to the joys of translation and eighteenth-century London's "Extraordinary Negro", life's rich variety is all here...

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Shaidle at the Cinema

The "Blow Up Your School" Subgenre

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Kathy Shaidle on the macabre 'Blow Up Your School' cinematic subgenre going back all the way to 1933.

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The Mark Steyn Show

From Covid to Canceled

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Welcome to a special edition of The Mark Steyn Show, marking our fiftieth programme since we launched this series as the world lurched into lockdown for two weeks to "flatten the curve", and then staggered on to an unchurched Easter, a parade-less Memorial Day, a Canada Day with trigger warnings on the Canadian flag and a not so Glorious Fourth with Columbus, Washington and Francis Scott Key being toppled from their pedestals...

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The Bachman Beat

Machiavelli for Dessert

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Guest columnist Tal Bachman brings a story of the little guy against the corporations in this ode to a key lime pie.

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The Mark Steyn Show

Manacle Mania

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Another update from the Summer of Stupid, plus your way or the Norway, Irish troubles then and now, transitioning from here to there, Campaign 2020 poll musings, Gandhi and Garvey, Hugh Hefner and Joni Mitchell, and much more...

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Steyn on Culture

A Baroness on Barrenness

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Mark remembers P D James, and a remarkably prescient novel

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Ave atque vale

Jewels and Goals

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Steyn remembers some of those lost to ChiCom-19: Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry maker, a beloved Pokémon voice, a pioneer goal scorer, Rome's hometown marathon runner, Cameroon's biggest pop star, a Romanian dissident, a Swedish trombonist, a Senegalese soccer supremo, and the man behind some of "Saturday Night Live"'s most awkward moments...

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Steyn on Fox

The Race So Far

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Mark and Tucker with the best of Campaign 2020

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The War on Free Speech

The Costs of Mann Delay

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Michael E Mann, loser, liar, scofflaw and deadbeat

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Mann vs Steyn

Football and Hockey

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The Corner post that launched a lawsuit...

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A Clubman's Notes

Bit of a Glitch

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Welcome to Part Twenty-Six of the latest audio entertainment in our series Tales for Our Time: my sequel to and contemporary inversion of Anthony Hope's Ruritanian classic of 1894, The Prisoner of Zenda. Mike Wolf, a Florida member of The Mark Steyn Club, likes it so far ...but with a qualification: Mark, I am enjoying this immensely. The plot is full of twists and turns, and your writing as usual is clever, insightful, diabolically irreverent and hilarious. I do wonder, however, if perhaps Rudy should have taken Wendy's offer when he had the chance. As Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord supposedly observed, long before MeToo of course, 'Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity, but never a man who misses one.' There is ...

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A Clubman's Notes

The Prime Minister Does Not Get Much Sleep

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Part Twenty-Five of Mark's sequel to and contemporary inversion of Anthony Hope's Ruritanian classic The Prisoner of Zenda

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A Clubman's Notes

Of Modules and Men

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In tonight's episode of The Prisoner of Windsor, Rudy Elphberg finally gets to give his big speech...

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A Clubman's Notes

The Farmers Come to Town

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Part Twenty-Three of my sequel to and contemporary inversion of The Prisoner of Zenda

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A Clubman's Notes

Chuter cum Shooter

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Part Twenty-Two of Mark's contemporary inversion of Anthony Hope's 1894 classic The Prisoner of Zenda

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A Clubman's Notes

In Residence at Cymbeline's Castle

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Part Twenty-One of The Prisoner of Windsor, Mark's contemporary inversion of a Ruritanian classic

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A Clubman's Notes

Deep Waters

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Episode Twenty of Mark's contemporary inversion of The Prisoner of Zenda

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A Clubman's Notes

A Basic Chahar-Bagh

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Part Nineteen of Mark's sequel to and contemporary inversion of Anthony Hope's Ruritanian bestseller of 1894

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A Clubman's Notes

The Tilted Teapot

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Episode Eighteen of The Prisoner of Windsor, Mark's contemporary inversion of Anthony Hope's 1894 classic of honor and duty as understood by one Englishman in a very foreign land...

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A Clubman's Notes

A New Use for a Dinner Table

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Episode Seventeen of The Prisoner of Windsor

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A Clubman's Notes

The Elphbergs - with a Word on the Rassendylls

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For this year's summer entertainment, Mark's contemporary inversion of Anthony Hope's classic The Prisoner of Zenda: The Prisoner of Windsor...

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Steyn's Song of the Week

Me and Julio Down in Hong Kong with the Boom-Ding-a-Diggi Blues

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Paul Simon and Dana join Mark for a musical wander through Truman Capote's fantasies, the Hong Kong blues, and the glory days of Eurovision

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The Mark Steyn Weekend Show

Steyn's Sunday Poems: Summer Special

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Welcome to the first of our weekend specials this summer - an anthology of some favorite Mark Steyn Show poems of recent months...

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