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Steyn's Song of the Week
(How Little It Matters) How Little We Know
If you enjoy Steyn's Song of the Week at SteynOnline and on Serenade Radio, please note that there will be a live stage edition during the 2026 Mark Steyn Cruise - along with many other favourite features from SteynOnline and The Mark Steyn Show. More details here. ~If you missed Mark's Song of the Week last Sunday on Serenade Radio, here's a chance to hear it at SteynOnline. The composer Philip Springer is five months away from his hundredth birthday. In this episode, he joins Steyn to discuss his second most-recorded song - we'll hear the first at the top of the show, because it's that time of year. But Mark has always preferred the runner-up, and Phil gladly acknowledges the debt he owes tune-wise to Georges Bizet - and a rare musical ...
A Clubman's Notes
The Potemkin Church
Programming note: please join Mark later today at SteynOnline for a brand new audio edition of Steyn's Song of the Week. ~Welcome to Part Fourteen in our ongoing audio adaptation of a favourite book among SteynOnline readers: America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It. In the run-up to its twentieth sodding anniversary, it remains as relevant as ever: Trump administration warns Europe of 'civilisational decline' in new national security strategy You don't say! The Trump administration has released a new National Security Strategy for the United States in which it describes Europe as a continent in decline, warns that European nations are facing "civilisational erasure" because of migration and proposes to "cultivate resistance to ...
Mark's Week in Review
A Se'nnight of Steyn: November 30-December 6
In case you missed it, here's how the last seven days looked at SteynOnline...
Rick's Flicks
The Bank Dick: W.C. Fields Forever?
Rick McGinnis is back with a review of The Bank Dick with W.C. Fields...
On the Town
The Wham of Sam
Programming note: Tomorrow, Sunday, I'll be here with Part Fourteen of the new audio serialisation of my highly prescient demographic bestseller, America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It. ~On this week's episode of Mark Steyn on the Town, we mark the centenary of Sammy Davis Jr, with help from a few of his pallies. Plus a big finish - and a big Finnish. To listen to the programme, simply click here and log-in. ~Thank you for your kind comments about last week's show. Anne Kearney, a First Month Founding Member of The Mark Steyn Club, says: Where to begin? I'm just finishing a bio of Nelson Riddle and Frank comes off as a bit of a jerk. Toward Nelson, anyway. What an ego. But of course, you'd have to have it to be one of the ...
Politics & Current Affairs
Minneapolis, Twinned with Rotherham
The malign alliance between gang-rapists and officialdom...
The Mark Steyn Audio Show
Saying It Out Loud
In case you missed Steyn's Clubland Q&A, here's the action replay...
Clubland Q&A
Live Around the Planet: Wednesday December 3rd
Mark takes questions from Steyn Club members around the world...
The Mark Steyn Show
Erin Go Judenrein
Ann McElhinney and Phelim McAleer on the Irish and the Jews...
Steyn's Song of the Week
Loch Lomond
To all our Scottish readers, a Happy St Andrew's Day. A decade or so back - during the independence referendum - this song figured in a lot of glib headlines: "Will Scotland take the high road?" Etc. That testifies to its enduring familiarity, even in a wholly transformed Caledonia...
A Clubman's Notes
The Post-Christian West
Welcome to Part Thirteen in our ongoing audio adaptation of a favourite book among SteynOnline readers: America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It, in the run-up to its twentieth sod-bollocking anniversary...
On the Town
That Great Baritone from the Met
On this week's episode Steyn remembers the great Italian singer Ornella Vanoni, and wishes a happy seventy-fifth birthday to Guys and Dolls...
Politics & Current Affairs
The Great Betrayal
On a day to give thanks for all the blessings of America, it fell to Gary Beckstrom to announce to the world the death of his twenty-year-old daughter, Sarah...
A Clubman's Notes
The Non-Visible Minority
Welcome to Part Twelve in our ongoing audio adaptation of a favourite book among Steyn readers: America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It, in the run-up to its twentieth anniversary...
A Clubman's Notes
The Anything They'll Believe In
Welcome to Part Eleven in our ongoing audio adaptation of a favourite book among Steyn readers: America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It, in the run-up to its twentieth anniversary...
A Clubman's Notes
Global Take-Out
Welcome to Part Ten of America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It...
A Clubman's Notes
Eurabian Night
Welcome to Part Nine in our new audio adaptation of a favourite book among SteynOnline readers: America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It...
A Clubman's Notes
Moral Health
Welcome to Part Eight in Mark's first ever self-narration of this highly prescient tome...
A Clubman's Notes
Men Are from Venus
Welcome to Part Seven in our new audio adaptation of a favourite book among SteynOnline readers: America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It.
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Les feuilles mortes
Welcome to Part Six in our new audio adaptation of a favourite book among Steyn readers: America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It...
A Clubman's Notes
Demography vs Delusion
Welcome to Part Five in our new audio adaptation of America Alone...
A Clubman's Notes
The Seventh Age
Here we go with Part Four of our new audio adaptation of a favourite book among Steyn readers: America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It...
A Clubman's Notes
The Coming of Age
Welcome to Part Three of Mark's boffo bestseller on demography and its discontents...
A Clubman's Notes
An End to the Old Ennui
Welcome to Part Two of Mark's new audio serialisation of his bestseller America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It...
A Clubman's Notes
The End of the World, Twenty Years On
Part One of Mark's audio adaptation of his demographic blockbuster...
Michael Mann vs Free Speech
Conservative Inc Folds
Rich Lowry and National Review throw in the towel...
The Mark Steyn Show
Enablers of Evil
Today's episode was filmed live on the Mark Steyn Iberian Cruise with three of our special guests: Sammy Woodhouse, Samantha Smith and Allison Pearson...
Tales for Our Time
The Prisoner of Windsor
A remote fantastical kingdom far from Europe's chancelleries of power... An unpopular monarch on the eve of his coronation... A ruling class of plotters and would-be usurpers... ...and a gentleman adventurer on holiday. No, not Ruritania in the nineteenth century, but the United Kingdom in the twenty-first...
A Clubman's Notes
The Ten-Cent Store in Albuquerque
Welcome to the conclusion of our seventy-fifth Tale for Our Time: Christmas by Injunction by O Henry. In tonight's episode, in pursuit of some Yuletide urchins to add festive cheer to a childless mining town, Trinidad and the Judge have finally found a likely recruit: On the steps of the eating house they found a thin and glowering boy of ten smoking a cigarette. The dining-room had been left in chaos by the peripatetic appetites. A youngish woman reclined, exhausted, in a chair. Her face wore sharp lines of worry. She had once possessed a certain style of beauty that would never wholly leave her and would never wholly return. Trinidad set forth his mission. "I'd count it a mercy if you'd take Bobby for a while," she said, wearily. "I'm ...
A Clubman's Notes
A Smiling Loser
Welcome to the seventy-fifth audio entertainment in our series Tales for Our Time...
A Clubman's Notes
As Ye Give, So Shall Ye Receive
Mark reads one of the most famous of all American short stories - and, in fact, a perfectly constructed tale...
A Clubman's Notes
A Magnificent Mantelpiece
Welcome to the conclusion of our seventy-fourth Tale for Our Time: The Murder on the Links by Agatha Christie...
A Clubman's Notes
A Friendly Push
The penultimate episode of The Murder on the Links, Agatha Christie's whodunnit of 1923...
A Clubman's Notes
An Unsatisfactory Dénouement
Welcome to Part Twenty-Six of the latest audio entertainment in our series Tales for Our Time: Agatha Christie's Murder on the Links...
A Clubman's Notes
"I speak to you, not as a man, but as Justice..."
n tonight's episode, our present Tale proceeds toward its grand dénouement - with the accused in court for a grilling by the examining magistrate...
A Clubman's Notes
Toqué!
In Part Twenty-Four of The Murder on the Links, Poirot and Hastings are in Saint-Omer, because it is the nearest sub-prefecture and thus where the accused is being held...
A Clubman's Notes
The Enemy, but No False Beard
In tonight's episode of The Murder on the Links, Hercule Poirot does not seem to be taking entirely seriously the bleak reality that he and Captain Hastings are now on opposite sides of the case...
A Clubman's Notes
Fashionable Men in Greenish Evening Dress
In tonight's episode of The Murder on the Links, Poirot and Hastings stumble through the fog and emerge to find themselves at the Palace in Coventry...
A Clubman's Notes
Poirot Tries to Look Modest
In Episode Twenty-One, Hercule Poirot concludes his explanation of what's been going on...
A Clubman's Notes
How Long Do You Wear Your Overcoat?
In Episode Twenty, Poirot and Hastings consider the cut of one's overcoat...
A Clubman's Notes
An Apache - or What You Will
Part Nineteen of Mark's audio adaptation of The Murder on the Links...
A Clubman's Notes
Lady and the Tramp
In Episode Eighteen, Marthe Daubreil advances a tentative identification of the second body...
A Clubman's Notes
Madame Without a Motive
Episode Seventeen of Mark's serialisation of The Murder on the Links...
A Clubman's Notes
A Singular Charm of Manner
In episode sixteen, we learn that, during his time in Paris, Hercule Poirot has been re-acquainting himself with a once famous murder case...
A Clubman's Notes
Easy Does It
In part fifteen, the detective's loyal sidekick arrives at the railway station to find the little Belgian has solved the case - until Hastings informs him that there is now a second body...
A Clubman's Notes
The Body Count Rises
In episode fourteen, Captain Hastings examines the latest victim...
A Clubman's Notes
Cherchez la femme
In part thirteen of Mrs Christie's Hercule Poirot outing, Captain Hastings finds his vivacious music-hall acrobat somewhat elusive...
A Clubman's Notes
Slowly I Turned...
Welcome to Episode Twelve of The Murder on the Links by Agatha Christie...
A Clubman's Notes
"But I Am Not Dead Yet!"
In this our ninth season, welcome to the latest episode of our current Tale for Our Time - The Murder on the Links by Agatha Christie...
A Clubman's Notes
The Man from Canada
Welcome to Part Ten of our current Tale for Our Time - Agatha Christie's detective yarn The Murder on the Links...
A Clubman's Notes
The Gay Boy on the Beach
Welcome to Part Nine of Agatha Christie's third very popular contribution to Tales for Our Time...
A Clubman's Notes
Footprints Among the Geraniums
Welcome to Part Seven of our seventy-fourth audio entertainment in Tales for Our Time...
A Clubman's Notes
The Golf Corpse
Welcome to Part Six of our autumnal entertainment: The Murder on the Links by Agatha Christie...
A Clubman's Notes
"Une Maîtresse femme"
Here is part five of Mark's serialisation of The Murder on the Links.
A Clubman's Notes
Return of the Tantalus
Here we go with Part Four of our brand new Tale for Our Time - our autumnal adaptation of Agatha Christie's classic of 1923, The Murder on the Links...
A Clubman's Notes
Too Late!
Welcome to Part Three of our serialisation of The Murder on the Links by Agatha Christie...
A Clubman's Notes
A Small Suitcase and a Taxi to Victoria
Welcome to Part Two of The Murder on the Links, our autumnal audio adventure in Tales for Our Time...
A Clubman's Notes
The Girl on the Train
Welcome along to the seventy-fourth audio adventure in our series Tales for Our Time - and to our third offering from the world's bestselling novelist: The Murder on the Links by Agatha Christie...
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